1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,671 Lady Luck is on your side from LA to Vegas. 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,907 What, are you gonna put a sock on the cockpit door? Don't cockpit-block me. 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,342 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 4 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,977 And check out our other Fox programs, 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,046 The Mick, The Last Man on Earth, 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,247 and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 7 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,582 The kids are gonna love it. 8 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,255 Hey, Ronnie! 10 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:24,325 Why was I forced to check my carry-on? 11 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,061 I made sure it fit this little bag prison. 12 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:30,564 Normally I would blame Jackpot, but this one's on me. 13 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,333 I needed the bin space. 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,335 I'm moving all my stuff to Bryan's apartment, 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,105 and this is the cheapest way to get it from L.A. to Vegas. 16 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,506 No, the cheapest way would have been 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,074 a pack of matches to light it on fire. 18 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,675 Oh. Bernard's just lashing out 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,111 because he's gonna miss me. 20 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,346 Yes. Who else would be there every morning 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,848 to wake me with the rhythmic hum of a mustache trimmer? 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,583 Oh. I'm gonna go 23 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:51,919 before he misses me into a shrink I can't afford. 24 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,455 (women whooping) 25 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,257 Ronnie! 26 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,092 Oh, my God! Jill! 27 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:02,029 I haven't see you since you got that JFK route on Delta. 28 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,864 I know. I've been wanting to call you guys, 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,366 but I've been so busy. 30 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,900 And I'm about to be even busier because 31 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,069 I just got promoted to the New York to Paris! 32 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,471 Dreams come true! 33 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,240 -WOMEN: Dreams come true! -(Jill whoops) 34 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:15,042 Wow. You got promoted already. 35 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,710 And it's all because of you, Ronnie. 36 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,147 I didn't even know about that L.A. to JFK job 37 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:21,215 until I heard you talking about how much you wanted it. 38 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:25,119 I am so happy my dream worked out for you. 39 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,488 How are you? How's the L.A. to Vegas? 40 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,490 Amazing, too. 41 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,459 Every day is such a... 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,726 MAN: Heads up. 43 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,762 ...blessing. 44 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,664 Dreams come true. 45 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,232 WOMEN: Dreams come true! 46 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,567 MAN: I can't feel my feet! 47 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,668 PILOT (over P.A.): Jackpot Airlines. 48 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,636 Northeast-bound to Las Vegas. 49 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,639 * 50 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,308 (slot machine chiming) 51 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,543 (electronic chime) 52 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,514 So you're really gonna propose to Patricia this weekend? 53 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,949 That's right. What a relief. 54 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,651 I was starting to worry I was doomed 55 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,953 to wander this earth alone like some lonely fish god, 56 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,522 forever searching for the right woman 57 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,324 to drag underwater and feed me eggs. 58 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,659 Oh, I love The Shape of Water. 59 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,529 What the hell is that? No, I'm just saying, after three 60 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,764 failed marriages, this one is different. 61 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,467 Patty is strong, decisive, insightful. 62 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:17,538 Yup, Captain Dave has finally found a co-pilot. 63 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,841 I have to go to the bathroom. 64 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,978 You just went. 65 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,847 -(women whooping) -I'm just so annoyed. 66 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,517 Jill's getting a promotion for a job that should have been mine. 67 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,151 How come she gets to go to Paris? 68 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,654 Paris is overrated. Hong Kong is where you want to go. 69 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,489 I've been there for several Taken- like auctions, 70 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,558 both as a sale item and a bidder. 71 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,826 I've never been anywhere. 72 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,160 I've never even been east of Des Moines. 73 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,195 You don't want to ask me 74 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,496 one follow-up question about that? 75 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,897 I just can't believe 76 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,699 stupid Jill is stealing my dream. 77 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,034 Forget about Jill. 78 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,403 She has to focus on work because she has nothing else. 79 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,838 And you're doing great. 80 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:53,407 You're moving to a great place with a great guy. 81 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,409 You're right. Bryan's the best. 82 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,745 You know he actually stops for ambulances, 83 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,047 instead of following them to cut through traffic? 84 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,216 (lively chatter) 85 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,756 Why are you looking at me like that? 86 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,524 Why don't you just kiss her already? 87 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:11,892 I know you want to. 88 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,328 Because she has a boyfriend she's moving in with. 89 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,997 Exactly. It's now or never. 90 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,099 Well, then it's never, because right now, 91 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,735 I am not in the head space to even consider it. 92 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:24,738 I mean, this unending divorce, Artem, is killing me. 93 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,740 I sent Meghan the divorce papers, 94 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,910 she sends them back, unsigned, with a list of more demands. 95 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,745 Colin, you need to end this. 96 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:35,783 You have to be strong, put your foot down and say "No more." 97 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:39,019 That's also an excellent way to get rid of poltergeists. 98 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,522 Oh, it's a shame. This was almost a normal interaction. 99 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,090 Maybe next time. 100 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:46,294 Uh, Dave, I got a text from my mom before, 101 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,696 asking me to meet her in Vegas at a Michael Bublé-themed 102 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,864 Cirque du Soleil. Do you know anything about that? 103 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,700 Yeah, Cirque du Bublé. They sell you the whole seat, 104 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,768 -but all you need is the edge. -No, she said she won 105 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,304 the tickets at a Jackpot Airlines raffle. 106 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,105 What the hell is going on? 107 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,108 Oh, I needed an excuse to get her on the Vegas to L.A. flight 108 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,876 on Sunday because that's where I'm going to propose. 109 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,578 I already bought her a gorgeous ring. 110 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,979 You wouldn't believe how many karats it has. 111 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,315 (mouths) 112 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:10,250 That is crazy. You broke up with her two weeks ago. 113 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,553 You can't propose to someone you're not even dating. 114 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,221 I know this is all happening fast, 115 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,457 but love has only one speed: fast. 116 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,659 Don't worry. You could be maid of honor. 117 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,828 You'll be walking down the aisle with my best man-- 118 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:23,364 a rescue dog named Maverick, who's never been on a leash. 119 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,237 BRYAN (on phone): So, I'll come by the airport 120 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,172 around 6:00 to pick up your stuff. 121 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,742 And then I'll officially be moved into our place. 122 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,143 I'm bringing a bottle of champagne 123 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,945 to break on the door to christen it. 124 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,513 -I think that's only for boats. -Oh. 125 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,148 Well, in that case, we'll just get drunk on champagne 126 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,516 and go to bed with headaches. 127 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,352 I'll see you at 6:00. 128 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,653 Ronnie, I need your help. 129 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,287 We cannot let Dave marry my mom. 130 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,489 I mean, I'm already a stripper. 131 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,857 Who knows how this issue will manifest? 132 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,325 Yeah, I can't believe he's actually doing this. 133 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,926 I will help you talk some sense into him. 134 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,463 Let's go to the Paris because I'm going to Paris! 135 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,465 (cheering, whooping) 136 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,833 Actually, I'm sorry. I have to go do something, 137 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,101 but good luck with Dave. 138 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,003 Where is she going? 139 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,138 She only walks that speed towards costly mistakes 140 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,840 and free meatballs. 141 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,845 -What are you doing here? -Ronnie took all the crew bins, 142 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,448 so I had to check my bag like some dirty ground-o. 143 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,817 Thank you for flying Jackpot. 144 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,820 Wait till you see this ring I got Patricia. 145 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,556 Cost a fortune. Most expensive thing I ever bought. 146 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,558 That's how you know it's a smart move. 147 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:28,295 My most expensive purchase was buying back my daughter 148 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,297 from a local crime lord. 149 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,700 No, it was pizza oven. 150 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,235 All right, that's the last of them. 151 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,004 Wait, wait, wait. That's it? Where's my bag? 152 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,206 I don't know, bro. That was the end of it. 153 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,874 Oh, sweet. I'm on break. 154 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,710 No, no, no, no, no! 155 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,011 ARTEM: What's wrong? 156 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,345 My engagement ring was in that bag. 157 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,814 That seems unwise. 158 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,716 Airlines lose luggage literally all the time. 159 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:51,685 -They do? -Yes! Why do you think people hate air travel? 160 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,186 People hate air travel? 161 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,355 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 162 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,890 Don't worry. It's okay. 163 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,226 Jackpot Airlines has lost my luggage plenty of times. 164 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,429 -And they always found it? -Nope. Not once. I'm sorry. 165 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,597 I don't know why I thought that would be reassuring. 166 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:11,439 How was your meeting? 167 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,674 Oh, uh, what meeting? 168 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,908 Don't bother lying. 169 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,510 I saw you sneaking around the Delta offices. 170 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,412 I followed you. What were you doing? 171 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,248 All right, I went to see Delta HR. 172 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,350 Since Jill got that promotion, I was just curious 173 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,453 to see if they needed someone for the JFK route. 174 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,854 I knew it. 175 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,221 You're still pining for New York, 176 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,623 like some high school theater beard. 177 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,425 I just needed to see if it was possible. 178 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,393 But don't worry. It's not. 179 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,362 They remembered me from last time, 180 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,698 and they're not interested. 181 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,399 Fine. 182 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,034 If this job is still something 183 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,937 you care so much about, I will help you get it. 184 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,873 You can't. The HR guy won't even see me. 185 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,141 The universe does not want me to ever get this job. 186 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,410 Then that's even more reason for us to get it. 187 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,580 You hear me, you dried up old bitch? 188 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,615 Bernard is coming for you. 189 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,485 This is a disaster. 190 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,087 I have a stunning proposal on Sunday and no engagement ring, 191 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,889 or money to buy another one. 192 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,959 Hey, I have a good idea. 193 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,061 Captain Dave needs a ring, and you, Colin, 194 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,298 you have a ring from the flaming wreckage of your marriage. 195 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,634 -Just give him yours. -DAVE: Perfect. 196 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,102 I'll buy it from you. Name your price, 197 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,637 and I'll write you an IOU right here. 198 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,138 I don't care what it looks like. 199 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,473 At this point, I'll settle for anything. 200 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,808 Oh, well, it is not anything. 201 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,175 It is a beautiful family heirloom 202 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,777 passed down from Nana Bear McCormack, 203 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,746 and I already told you, my ex-wife took everything. 204 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,414 She still has the ring. 205 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,449 If I ask her for something now, the divorce will just 206 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,785 -drag on forever. -Yeah, it will drag on forever 207 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,921 if you don't stand up to her! 208 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,525 And besides, our sad, pathetic Captain Dave-- 209 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,259 he needs you, Colin. 210 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,961 Come on, Colin. 211 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,196 I've been there for you through your divorce 212 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,132 because I consider you a friend. 213 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:48,636 And as a friend, right now I need you there for me. 214 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,205 There he is. 215 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,841 There's the HR guy. 216 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,108 This is pointless, Bernard. 217 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,810 He already said he's not gonna meet with me. 218 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,445 Never give up. 219 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,681 -Hey, Alan, can you help us with something? -Sure. 220 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,883 As long as I don't have to lift anything, 'cause my back 221 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:03,951 has this... 222 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,385 No! 223 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,054 (people gasping) 224 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,189 You killed our friend! 225 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,491 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. I'll call a medic. 226 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,661 They're on their way. And while we're waiting, 227 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:16,496 you have time to give my friend Ronnie a fair shot. 228 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,535 Look, I know that maybe I didn't make the best impression 229 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,871 last time I applied for this position. 230 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,874 But when I'm in the air, I work my ass off. 231 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,243 I have tendonitis in my shoulder from closing overhead bins. 232 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,512 Carpal tunnel from opening soda cans. 233 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,048 My voice used to be three octaves higher, 234 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,018 and my hair used to be three layers thicker. 235 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,388 But I still love this job more than anything I've ever done. 236 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,890 And I have coworkers 237 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,492 who are willing to throw someone in front of a cart 238 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,728 and get hit by a cart for me. 239 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:49,096 So come on, Mark. 240 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,731 I deserve that job. 241 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,533 All I'm asking is for a chance to prove it. 242 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,237 Can you just look again? It's black. 243 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,239 Cool handle that can go up and down. 244 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,041 Tag not filled out, because why would I? 245 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,610 Dave, Artem told me you were here. We have to talk. 246 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,878 Did you know that airlines can lose your bags? 247 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,914 How is it possible? It's a foolproof system. 248 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,549 You give your bag to a stranger, it goes on a belt into darkness, 249 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,251 and shows up a thousand miles away. 250 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,020 -How do you mess that up? -Okay. 251 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,454 Listen to me. 252 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,590 You cannot propose to my mother. 253 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,291 That would be a huge mistake. 254 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,093 And deep down, you know that. 255 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,195 Why else would you have broken it off and walked away? 256 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,931 I walked away thinking she'd chase after me, 257 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,599 yelling, "Dave, don't go." 258 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,534 -And then it would start raining. -No. 259 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,436 You did it because your relationship is dysfunctional, 260 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,372 and now you're trying to find an easy answer to fix it. 261 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,741 Every relationship is a little dysfunctional. 262 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,809 You lie to your mom about being a stripper. 263 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,277 (scoffs) Okay, that's... Don't... 264 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,746 No, this isn't about me. 265 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,214 Just admit, the only reason you're proposing to my mom 266 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,083 is because you're scared to be alone. 267 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,286 I know you don't understand, but I believe your mom and I 268 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,789 have a chance at something that could last. 269 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,557 I at least have to try, 270 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,726 or else I'll never know. 271 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,327 Any luck with that bag? 272 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,699 I really hate you. 273 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,303 Okay, the strategy is Good Cop-Artem. 274 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,405 I ask her nicely for the ring. 275 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,774 When she says no, 276 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,842 you say something weird to throw her off. 277 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,345 At home my wife and I play Good Cop-Artem in bed. 278 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,248 But I am good cop and she is Artem. 279 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,551 -Yeah, something like that would be fine. -Yeah. 280 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,288 Oh! Oh, my God. 281 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,991 I made you appear. (laughs) 282 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,828 Colin, what are you doing here? 283 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,596 I'm here to discuss something very important. 284 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,666 Um, I would like my family engagement ring back. 285 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,601 (chuckles): What are you talking about? 286 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,469 The ring is in your pocket. 287 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,140 This is a crumpled-up eight of spades. 288 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,641 Ta-da! 289 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,310 That was impressive, although annoying. 290 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,279 Uh, listen, Meghan, I have been so accommodating 291 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,615 with every one of your unreasonable demands. 292 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,551 I-I'm just asking for such a small thing in return. 293 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,287 Sorry, baby, my lawyer told me the ring was a gift, 294 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,289 so I don't have to give it back. 295 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,558 I told you this was a waste of time. 296 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,193 Let's just go home. 297 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:03,296 No, if you walk out now, nothing will be changed. 298 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,631 Colin... 299 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,266 no more good cop. 300 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,839 You know what? 301 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,306 Keep the ring. 302 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,175 Consider it a parting gift. 303 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,911 'Cause from now on, things are gonna change. 304 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,013 These are the divorce papers. 305 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,249 You're gonna sign them, you're gonna return them, 306 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,684 and if not, you'll be hearing from my lawyer. 307 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,653 -And that's me. -No, I have an actual, 308 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,221 real, legitimate lawyer. 309 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,759 -Hey. -Hey. I was just game-planning 310 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,261 on how to fit all this stuff in my car, 311 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,997 and I was thinking, if I fold down the back seat, 312 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,231 none of it will fit. 313 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,599 Forget about that for a second. 314 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,601 Come sit down. I have very exciting news. 315 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,570 -Okay. -(sighs) 316 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,605 I got a job for Delta. 317 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,741 Wow! That's incredible. I mean, that's an airline 318 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,542 that I'd actually feel safe flying. 319 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,544 I'm gonna be on the L.A. to JFK. 320 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,947 It's the job I've wanted forever. 321 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,282 Okay, that's... good. 322 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,017 But I'm just a little confused. 323 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,852 You're gonna be flying from Los Angeles to New York 324 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,221 -but living in Las Vegas? -Yeah, but it's okay. 325 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,256 I mean, a lot of flight attendants live 326 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,525 in a city that's different from their base. 327 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,360 I mean, Mernine lives here, 328 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,429 but she's based out of St. Louis. 329 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,798 And that works. Right, Mernine? 330 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,767 Howard Hughes wants to put me in a picture. 331 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,770 I really have to stop using her as my model for things. 332 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,939 But we can figure it out. 333 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,808 Look, I just thought we were moving forward. 334 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,443 I'm not sure how I feel about you being gone all the time. 335 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,213 Well, it's not... 336 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,680 (laughs): I-I mean, this is... 337 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,417 We can make it work. 338 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,785 I know we can. 339 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,921 Yeah. Sure. 340 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,088 Hmm. 341 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,890 Uh... 342 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,793 I'm gonna get a cart to carry all this stuff. 343 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,771 There's something very wrong 344 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,740 when I'm the one doing all the work. 345 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,775 I'm sorry. I am just trying to figure out 346 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,444 all this Bryan and job stuff. 347 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,246 I figure eight flights, 348 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,949 three layovers a week-- that leaves me... 349 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,683 20 hours a week in Vegas. 350 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,618 Some of them might even be awake. 351 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,988 Damn it, I was just so excited about this route, 352 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,690 I didn't think how it would affect me living in Vegas. 353 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,625 Well, this Delta job is your dream. 354 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,928 So staying in L.A. makes the most sense. 355 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,264 Yeah, I guess. 356 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,033 Hey, how come you suddenly decided to help me get this job? 357 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,768 You hate New York-- you said it's 358 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,004 your least favorite character on Sex and the City. 359 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,739 I just wanted to help you achieve your dream. 360 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,544 Bernard. 361 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,180 And I don't want you to move out, okay? 362 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,647 And I knew if you got that job, 363 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,283 you'd have to stay in L.A. with me. 364 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,851 I can't believe this. 365 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,620 I-I thought you were helping me because we were friends, 366 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,023 but you somehow made an unselfish act selfish. 367 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,357 I don't want to lose you, Ronnie. 368 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,725 I'm telling you I want you to stay. 369 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,394 Do you know how devastated John Stamos was 370 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,396 -that I could never say those words to him? -Oh, my God. 371 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,064 This is not about you. Stop bragging. 372 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,466 I'm not! If I were bragging, 373 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,602 I'd tell you my Clooney story. 374 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,539 -Hey, fellas. -ARTEM: Captain Dave. 375 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,241 Sorry again I couldn't get the ring back. 376 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:05,178 He got something even better-- testicular manhood. 377 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,981 -How does that help me? I can't propose with that. -No, 378 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,984 but I have something you can propose with. 379 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,020 My bag. 380 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,487 Oh, thank God. 381 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,889 Where did you find it? 382 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,657 Jackpot didn't lose it. I took it. 383 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,492 -You had it? -I know it was rash. 384 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,595 I was just trying to stall so you couldn't propose today. 385 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,831 But you were right-- you and my mom deserve a chance 386 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,033 to figure it out for yourselves. 387 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,268 Thanks, Nichole. Though I wish I'd known sooner. 388 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,237 I got so many people fired for this. 389 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,405 Oh, well. The proposal's back on, boys. 390 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,180 That Cirque du Bublé show was incredible, 391 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,848 -wasn't it? -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 392 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,451 Next year we should go back for Cirque du Sade. 393 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,919 -Mmm. -My treat. 394 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,421 I know how tight money can be on a student budget. 395 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,124 Yep. Very tight. Absolutely no traceable income. 396 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,093 (sighs) 397 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,627 Everything okay? 398 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,930 Oh, it should be. 399 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,632 I got the job I thought I always wanted. 400 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,102 The guy I thought I always wanted. 401 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,104 But now I have to choose. 402 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,306 Or I could just say screw it all and go to Hong Kong. 403 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,975 I'd settle for anywhere 404 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,077 no one speaks English so there's no one I can disappoint. 405 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,311 Well, if you're looking for somewhere 406 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,879 they don't speak English, you should join me 407 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,547 in my family home in Manchester. 408 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,949 They communicate only using 409 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,917 -long, judgmental sighs. -(laughs) 410 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,088 Sounds like you're my best option right now, McCormack. 411 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,898 You just kissed me. 412 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,133 Yes, I did. 413 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,801 I-I know this is terrible timing, 414 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,136 but I can't keep lying down 415 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,470 and waiting for things to happen, 416 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,439 and I wish these words were as good as that kiss. 417 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,008 That kiss was good, right? 418 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,676 Y-You just kissed me. 419 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,911 (electronic chime) 420 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,147 Dave's starting. 421 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,781 I have to go. 422 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,317 DAVE (over P.A.): Attention, passengers. 423 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,585 There seems to be a problem with the lighting. 424 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,753 If you could please reach into your seat back pocket, 425 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,256 pull out your signal lights, 426 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,826 and guide the path to love. 427 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,294 ("The Lady in Red" by Chris de Burgh playing) 428 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,176 * Never seen you looking so lovely * 429 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,845 * As you did tonight * 430 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,514 * I've never seen you shine so bright * 431 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,954 * And I have never seen that dress * 432 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,956 * You're wearing * 433 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,160 * Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes * 434 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,695 Patricia... 435 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,631 * I have been blind * 436 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,034 * The lady in red * 437 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,305 * My lady in red... * 438 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,140 The seat belt sign has been turned off. 439 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,608 You may now move freely about the cabin. 440 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,990 So, is this part of the proposal? 441 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,526 No. I got out there, 442 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,228 and my adrenaline was pumping, 443 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,098 and I realized... I don't have to do this. 444 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,532 You were right, Nichole. 445 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,900 I thought marriage was the answer 446 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,668 so I wouldn't keep feeling alone. 447 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,937 Then I looked around and saw the faces of my friends, 448 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,274 and I realized I'm not alone. 449 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,675 Of course you're not. 450 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,910 And you're making the right decision. 451 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,346 Just... with the worst possible timing. 452 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,081 Yeah. That was a little humiliating. 453 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183 I got to be honest. I'll let this plane crash 454 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,718 before I walk past your mom again. 455 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,353 Come on. I'll go out there with you. 456 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,088 And how do I explain all this? 457 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,224 Maybe it's time to just start being honest. 458 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,759 Nah, I'll think of something. 459 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,793 (scoffs) 460 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,462 Dave, this clearly isn't 461 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,231 just some normal flight. 462 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,634 I think someone needs to explain to me what is going on here. 463 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,736 Okay, Patricia. 464 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,938 Um, no, Mom. 465 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,173 Here's what's going on. 466 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,908 I'm a stripper. 467 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,145 I take my clothes off for money, 468 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,780 and I've been lying to you about it for a really long time. 469 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,217 We have to be honest. Our relationship is dysfunctional, 470 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,819 and there aren't any easy answers to fix that. 471 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,789 (chuckles): No. That's... 472 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,091 I need that. 473 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,727 Cards on the table, 474 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,763 I was going to propose. 475 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,465 I'm glad I didn't. 476 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,468 It's a real emotional growth moment for me. 477 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,473 (sighs) 478 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,911 Weird day, huh? 479 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,914 Who the hell knows anymore? 480 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,916 So, what are you gonna do with that? 481 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,451 (sighs) 482 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,686 No point in keeping it. 483 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,821 Got to find a pawn shop to sell it off. 484 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,323 Unless you're interested. 485 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,658 In buying it. Not marrying me. 486 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,328 Like you could handle all this. 487 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,129 No, I'm good on both. 488 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,698 Heard you got that JFK route. 489 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,766 It's a good job. 490 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,636 It would also probably be the end of me and Bryan. 491 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,438 He's a good guy. 492 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,207 Never actually talked to him, but I respect 493 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,708 the courage it takes to have that ponytail. 494 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,709 He cut the ponytail. 495 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,976 Coward. 496 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,678 So, if I stay with Bryan, 497 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,980 I miss out on an opportunity that could change my life. 498 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,616 But if I take the job, 499 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,785 I end the best relationship I've ever been in. 500 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,522 Which maybe I should do anyway if I have feelings for Colin. 501 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,789 I just don't know. 502 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,291 Sounds to me like you could either do 503 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,626 what's right for your career, 504 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,628 or you could do what's right for your relationships. 505 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,463 So what do I do? 506 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,765 You do what's right for you. 507 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,504 But just for my sake, hypothetically, 508 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,139 if I had been asking you to marry me... 509 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,908 (scoffs) Like you could handle all this. 510 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,718 Nichole, how did your mom take the news? 511 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,053 Well, she's still processing it. 512 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,488 And she kicked me out of the house. 513 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,922 But I learned a valuable lesson: 514 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,024 -never be honest again. -Hmm. 515 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,360 Oh, Bernard, Bernard. 516 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,662 Uh, is Ronnie here yet? 517 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,397 Do you have any idea what she decided to do? 518 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,565 No, I haven't seen her 519 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,400 ever since my true motives were exposed. 520 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,734 It's taught me a valuable lesson: 521 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,102 never be honest again. 522 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,771 Captain Dave. 523 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,105 How you doing? 524 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,774 We know it was hard, but we're all really proud 525 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,342 of what you did the other day. 526 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,177 You made the right decision in not proposing. 527 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,845 You're damn right I did. 528 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,047 Because right after that, I met someone even better. 529 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,383 -What? -You heard me. 530 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,286 Captain Dave is in love again. 531 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,621 I went to a Vegas pawn shop to sell off the ring, 532 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,056 and there she was, like an angel from heaven, 533 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,458 selling her old ring. Can you believe it? 534 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,793 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You... 535 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,295 -you met a woman? -That's right. 536 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,762 She came back to L.A., 537 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,733 and we had two heart-pounding nights together. 538 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,967 Hey, babycakes. 539 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,736 Come out here and meet my amigos. 540 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,971 Oh! (laughs) Hi. 541 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,206 Everyone, this is Meghan. 542 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,374 MEGHAN: Oh. 543 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,910 -Hi. Colin. -Meghan. 544 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,445 How do you two know each other? 545 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,452 DAVE: Hey, there, passengers. 546 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,422 As we start our descent into Sin City, 547 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,490 here's a little captain's wisdom for you. 548 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,659 If you think you know what's gonna happen this weekend, 549 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,395 guess what? You don't. 550 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,231 So if I were you, I'd ditch those best-laid plans 551 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,600 and follow your heart. 552 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,068 Gamble on yourself. 553 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,470 Or on the Pacers minus six. 554 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,638 Take a risk. 555 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,306 Maybe it works out. 556 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,107 Maybe it doesn't. 557 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,345 But that's why you have your friends. 558 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:21,147 Because this town can chew you up, 559 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,917 and that's when you'll need 'em the most. 560 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,954 So, from all of us at Jackpot, good luck, 561 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,157 wherever your adventures may take you. 562 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,527 You're hitching a ride with us? 563 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,262 Is this your first time going to Hong Kong? 564 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,197 It's my first time going anywhere. 565 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,499 How long are you going for? 566 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,134 I haven't decided. 567 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,170 About a lot of things. 568 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,914 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 569 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,018 You've hit the jackpot with LA to Vegas. 570 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,421 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 571 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,558 (beeps) 911. What's your emergency? 572 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,194 MAN (on phone): I'm on Flight 46, and we're going down. 573 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,997 Just tell my wife I'm so sorry that I cannot come home to you. 574 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,064 Hello? 575 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,169 This is your family. We got you, okay? 576 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,972 Rapid response now! 577 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,909 -We can't save everyone. -Says who? 578 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,177 It's time we showed Gotham who we are.